Highlights from My Boulder Homecoming

After 7 months of being a hoodlum in Amsterdam, I returned to Boulder for a holiday visit with my fiancee Stephanie. Here are the highlights thus far: 

• Having a chat with Kent, during which we realized that it makes no sense for men to have a femur, when a he-mur is so much more appropriate.
• Collapsing onto Sarah & Rich's LoveSac and wondering why I never owned one of those bean-bag beasts.
• Watching the Hobbit and questioning whether I'll ever find time to go on an adventure with dwarves before my 40th birthday.
• Discovering that Rachel cannot juggle and that I am powerless to help her learn.
• Learning from Steve and Morgan that kids named Dylan are 35% more likely to be jerks than children not named Dylan.

This is a town full of terrifying lessons. I'm now doubly glad that Stephanie got me a Moleskine for Christmas. 

P.S. 

This is what I had for breakfast. It was awesome.